Revised Turkey Recipe
Thanksgiving Democrat Turkey Recipe. How to overcook a turkey as a kamikaze cook.
Preheat the public with FAKE impeachment hearings.
Rewrite the house rules to exclude all republican input. This is called gutting the cavity.
Hold dry impeachment hearings that are seasoned with lies, rumors and presumptions.
Fill the turkey impeachment hearings with false and misleading impressions.
Tin foil the democrate impeachment circus and cook the turkey for about 2 weeks on national television.
Remove the tin foil during the thanksgiving break and baste with draft articles of impeachment. Crank the oven of Rhetoric up.
Roast the democratic turkey in the senate until the turkey is burned making sure it is OVER COOKED.
Serve the democrate turkey to the American public and watch their reaction.
Republican Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Pull the neck and giblets out of the cavity; ditch the liver and save the rest of the giblets for gravy.
Dry the turkey with paper towels, then season inside and out with salt and pepper. Fill the turkey with aromatics like chopped onions, carrots, apples and herbs, then place breast-side up in a roasting pan and brush with melted butter.
Tent with foil and roast for 2 hours (for a 10- to 12-pound turkey; add an extra 15 minutes per pound for larger birds).
Remove the foil, baste with more melted butter and crank the oven to 425 degrees F. Roast for another hour or until the meat at the thigh registers 165 degrees F. Let rest while you make the gravy.
Turkey Gravy Recipe
Making a turkey gravy recipe is simple when you have the right proportions of ingredients.
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Burnt Turkey. "The turkey is ruined and were so excited!" Democrate cookout?